Awesome Benglish poem!
November 18, 2007 15 Comments
Received as forward quite a while back. Papa showed this again to me today so thought will post it here.
Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling’s life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from damn fool’s heart
Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self – “Bannerjee be brave”
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger’s lair
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting this Bengalee
He bounding from cave like football player Pele
I run shouting “Kali Ma tumi kothay gele”
Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer looming
I am a telling that never in life
I will risk again for my damn fool wife!!!!
Brilliant!
Krishna Mehra 
LOL, indeed brilliant!
Lol.. awsome poem indeed .. thanks to u too for visiting my blog .. keep comming .
@ish, nishu: The guy who wrote this must have been a genius!
Absolute entertainment :)
“Fatafati!” ;)
hilarious!
hahahaha…
I can actually relate…. [:D]
@parul: who was the hapless bloke whom you relate to? :P
I feel so proud to b a Bengalee! :P As Banerjee would have said… “Oshaadharon!” :D
Hahaha… that’s truely a hilariously awesome poem! Thanks for posting it!
:D Lol! Its hilarious! I have a bong roomie… will show it to her for sure :D
ohh…. there seem to be many around… [:D]
@rhea: Oshaadharon it was!
@el-particular: My pleasure. Keep coming back.
@parul: Hmmmmm … ;-)
Bheeshon bhalo